Crap Journalism

From Football 365

Headine in The Sun: 'EU SURE TEVEZ?'

Breathless intro from Martin Blackburn: 'Carlos Tevez says winning the Europa League with Manchester City would match his Champions League triumph with United.'

Except, well, he doesn't does he Martin?

Here's what he does say: "My hope is that I win something with Manchester City. I want to win here just as I did with Manchester United."

So 'footballer has won some stuff and wants to win some more stuff' then? Anyone want to guess how many times he actually mentions the Champions League? Those who said 'big fat zero' win a Fab lolly and the green light to shout 'EU SURE MARTIN?' at one desperate Sun hack.

Young Boys v Spurs CL Play-off 1st Leg

In Celebration Of Tonight's Game...
With Tottenham's Champions League qualifier this evening in mind, it would be remiss of us not to mention Soccernet's headline of some five years ago, which even after the passing of time, is still a childish work of art:

From July 2005: 'Young Boys Wankdorf erection relief'.

Half a decade on, the applause still rings loudly

(Wankdorf is the name of Young Boys ground btw!)

Bitch Of The Weekend

"Joe Cole has gone to a smallish club somewhere north of the M25" - Saucer of cream for Chelsea chairman Bruce Buck please.