Bitch Of The Weekend

"Joe Cole has gone to a smallish club somewhere north of the M25" - Saucer of cream for Chelsea chairman Bruce Buck please.

Scouse v Arse SS1 16:00 K.O

Torres and Van Persie are both on the bench, the Scousers start off well, though the first half is pretty unevenfull until Joe Cole flies feet first into Laurent Koscielny and get's a straight red card.Second half and it's still Liverpool all the way and then Ngog wellies an angled shot from outside the penalty area 1-0!!! The Arse still look pretty pathetic, no Fabrigas, no Van Persie and no idea how to score against 10 men. Minutes left on the clock, a corner from Nasri, the ball cannons off Chamakh, hits the post, comes back out. Reina tries to grab it, but succeeds only in pushing it into the bottom left-hand corner. HA HA!!! Minute later a second yellow for Koscielney and off he goes, a goal each, and a red card each. Both teams look pretty piss poor to be honest...time will tell.